Okay guys In my line of work I get some really strange calls and requests no biggie.
But this one was the icing on the cake.
So my phone rings I look at the caller Id it says DMC.
I am thinking oh maybe it is 1 of the many doctors that comes to see me.
So I answer and this guy is on the line and he starts to explain his medical condition to me.
the guy is actually in the hospital down in detroit.
He has had several seguries in the prostate area.
He begins to tell me he needs to release. He says he has not had a release in a year.
Now all the while he is talking I am thinking dude u in the damn hospital surrounded by doctors and nurses what the fuck do u think I can do for u.
But u know I still listen to him and let him finish his story.
So the jist of this phone call was the guy wanted me to come to the hospital and give him a prostate massage.
WTF!
But of course all I would of had to bring would have been lube because there are plenty of rubber gloves in the hospital rooms.
[oh whenever I visit people in th e hospital I still all the rubber gloves in their rooms]
But anyway can u imagine me busting up in th ehospital saying all u Doctors I know u gone to school for 15 years but I here now .
I am going to get this patients right.
Move out of my way.
Could u imagin I got this guy flipped over on his stomach I am up on his hospital bed with my finger up his butt and any of the hospital staff walking in on me.
I think I would go to jail.
But this guy has called me several times since.
trying to get me to come to the hospital
maybe he is in the psyche ward.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
LUBE!!!
Hey Guys I just wanted to chat a little about lube and the different kinds on the market.
I have tried them all I think lol.
Well to start I first used Ky jelly warming sensation. yea that went over real well.
The first guy was like his buthole was on fire. He said it was burning really bad.
I thought he was just being winey. So I got a washcloth with cool water and helped him out.
Then the next guy came in, and after I was finished with his massage. He told me he thought his prostate was on fire. He jumping up and down and fanning his ass. the guy turned brite red in the face. ok No go.
SO IN THE GARBAGE CAN THAT GOES.
Next up was this lube that had a desensitizer in it.
{I think this lube was for gay sex or anal sex.}
Well my first customer of the day comes in I ask him if he has ever had a prostate massage b4
he responds no. So I think perfect he is a virgin he probably needs the desensitizing lube here we go.
I am doing his massage we are talking,we have a good conversation flow going he seems relaxed.
So I start his prostate massage I squeeze a little lube on my finger. Since I am in virgin territory I massage around his butthole for a while to get him comfortable then I insert my finger and start to massage his prostate. Well he seems pretty quiet so I ask him how is everything and he says I cant feel anything. I am like what? This guy tells me he is completly numb Cant fell a thing.I am like Damn This is fucked up
So I have him to turn over on his back .This guy TELLS me he feels like I put novacaine up his ass.
Okay toss that lube in the garbage
So others that I have tried
Boy Butter
Navy Swiss
astroglide
Fruity booty
Anal ease
and man grease
but the best lube is
Astroglide and boy butter.
Oh And guys feel free to chime in
tell me what u think
do u have a favorite lube.
lets talk
I have tried them all I think lol.
Well to start I first used Ky jelly warming sensation. yea that went over real well.
The first guy was like his buthole was on fire. He said it was burning really bad.
I thought he was just being winey. So I got a washcloth with cool water and helped him out.
Then the next guy came in, and after I was finished with his massage. He told me he thought his prostate was on fire. He jumping up and down and fanning his ass. the guy turned brite red in the face. ok No go.
SO IN THE GARBAGE CAN THAT GOES.
Next up was this lube that had a desensitizer in it.
{I think this lube was for gay sex or anal sex.}
Well my first customer of the day comes in I ask him if he has ever had a prostate massage b4
he responds no. So I think perfect he is a virgin he probably needs the desensitizing lube here we go.
I am doing his massage we are talking,we have a good conversation flow going he seems relaxed.
So I start his prostate massage I squeeze a little lube on my finger. Since I am in virgin territory I massage around his butthole for a while to get him comfortable then I insert my finger and start to massage his prostate. Well he seems pretty quiet so I ask him how is everything and he says I cant feel anything. I am like what? This guy tells me he is completly numb Cant fell a thing.I am like Damn This is fucked up
So I have him to turn over on his back .This guy TELLS me he feels like I put novacaine up his ass.
Okay toss that lube in the garbage
So others that I have tried
Boy Butter
Navy Swiss
astroglide
Fruity booty
Anal ease
and man grease
but the best lube is
Astroglide and boy butter.
Oh And guys feel free to chime in
tell me what u think
do u have a favorite lube.
lets talk
Friday, March 12, 2010
A TYPICAL MASSAGE APPOINTMENT
Okay everyday every guy asks this question.
What is the mas sage like? what happens during the massage? How do u perform the massage?
Well here it is.
Okay usually the guys start to call me around 10am.
I take the first appointment at 1130. If you want earlier than that call me the day b4.
So the guy arrives at my studio, I introduce Myself to him. next I offer him the use of my showers where there is fresh towels and shower gel for them to choose from. {And guys if you have not showered that day u need to shower b4 I touch u. if u have been at work allday uneed to take a shower when you arrive.} Okay while th e guy is in the shower. I warm up the oil and light the candles.
I have the customer to lay on my table then I begin the massage.
I start with problem areas every guy gets a full body massage and a prostate massage.
After Ihave given the customer an allover body massage I begin to do the prostate massage.
I grab a glove and my lube and my warm oil.
I pour warm oil down the crack of their but letting the warm oil trickle down to the testicles.
then I take my hands and massage the buttocks and inner thighs using my nails very gently.
then I proceed to massage the outer prostate which all the guys say feels wonderful.
Once I feel that th e guy is relaxed. I begin the prostate massage while he is on his stomach.
I put my latex glove on and use a lot of lube,Then I enter my finger into the anus very gently until I feel the prostate.
Once I feel it Ibegin to press lightly on it and massage my finger back and forth and in circles.
I am also rubbing the outer prostate at the same time.
after I have done this threapeutic portion of the massage. I Have the guys turnover on their back and, I do a full body masage. then I do the prostate massage ,with them on their back.
most of the guys really like this part of the massage.
they are usually stroking their cock while I am massaging the prostate and they always have an amazing orgasm.
What is the mas sage like? what happens during the massage? How do u perform the massage?
Well here it is.
Okay usually the guys start to call me around 10am.
I take the first appointment at 1130. If you want earlier than that call me the day b4.
So the guy arrives at my studio, I introduce Myself to him. next I offer him the use of my showers where there is fresh towels and shower gel for them to choose from. {And guys if you have not showered that day u need to shower b4 I touch u. if u have been at work allday uneed to take a shower when you arrive.} Okay while th e guy is in the shower. I warm up the oil and light the candles.
I have the customer to lay on my table then I begin the massage.
I start with problem areas every guy gets a full body massage and a prostate massage.
After Ihave given the customer an allover body massage I begin to do the prostate massage.
I grab a glove and my lube and my warm oil.
I pour warm oil down the crack of their but letting the warm oil trickle down to the testicles.
then I take my hands and massage the buttocks and inner thighs using my nails very gently.
then I proceed to massage the outer prostate which all the guys say feels wonderful.
Once I feel that th e guy is relaxed. I begin the prostate massage while he is on his stomach.
I put my latex glove on and use a lot of lube,Then I enter my finger into the anus very gently until I feel the prostate.
Once I feel it Ibegin to press lightly on it and massage my finger back and forth and in circles.
I am also rubbing the outer prostate at the same time.
after I have done this threapeutic portion of the massage. I Have the guys turnover on their back and, I do a full body masage. then I do the prostate massage ,with them on their back.
most of the guys really like this part of the massage.
they are usually stroking their cock while I am massaging the prostate and they always have an amazing orgasm.
OH SHIT!!!
Hey guys I just want to stress the most important thing that needs to be done b4 u come to see me for an appointment.
http://www.thehealthyprostate.com/how-to-prepare-for-prostate-massage.html
YOU NEED TO BE CLEAN.
If you have not showered that day please do so when u arrive. I provide towels and soap and A shower dont be afraid to use it, and dont make me tell u to shower please. But guys please read the above link or u will not receive the full benefits of the prostate massage.
And this is the reason for this particular post.
Okay I had a guy to come in a few days ago. He was a very large guy, but that does not matter. I have a lot of larger guys, and they are all clean but damn this one.
The minute I climbed up on the table,and I started to massage his ass. I smelled stank ass. So I grabbed my flushable wipes and wiped his big ass clean, so I thought.
I continued to massage him then I proceeded to glove up and grab my lube.
I inserted my finger inside and it was very hot, and thick I could not reach his prostate.
Guys u know I am a trooper so I continued to try to massage his prostate. I could not find it but I guess I was on it, because he was moaning. I pulled my finger out a little bit to reposition it and it was brown. I almost gagged nasty mutherfucker.
He was hunching and wiggling and everything smelled like shit. I had shit all the way down to my knuckles.
So I stopped took off my glove and grabbed more wiped to clean up all the shit had comeout of his ass.
So the guy asks me why I am so quiet. I am like I cant fucking breathe damn.
The whole room stunk. I have to cancel the rest of my appointments.
This was the most awful thing I ever experienced.
But I kept my cool and finished the massage, and put him on my list as a dna.
do not answer when he calls.
So guys please please follow that link.
http://www.thehealthyprostate.com/how-to-prepare-for-prostate-massage.html
YOU NEED TO BE CLEAN.
If you have not showered that day please do so when u arrive. I provide towels and soap and A shower dont be afraid to use it, and dont make me tell u to shower please. But guys please read the above link or u will not receive the full benefits of the prostate massage.
And this is the reason for this particular post.
Okay I had a guy to come in a few days ago. He was a very large guy, but that does not matter. I have a lot of larger guys, and they are all clean but damn this one.
The minute I climbed up on the table,and I started to massage his ass. I smelled stank ass. So I grabbed my flushable wipes and wiped his big ass clean, so I thought.
I continued to massage him then I proceeded to glove up and grab my lube.
I inserted my finger inside and it was very hot, and thick I could not reach his prostate.
Guys u know I am a trooper so I continued to try to massage his prostate. I could not find it but I guess I was on it, because he was moaning. I pulled my finger out a little bit to reposition it and it was brown. I almost gagged nasty mutherfucker.
He was hunching and wiggling and everything smelled like shit. I had shit all the way down to my knuckles.
So I stopped took off my glove and grabbed more wiped to clean up all the shit had comeout of his ass.
So the guy asks me why I am so quiet. I am like I cant fucking breathe damn.
The whole room stunk. I have to cancel the rest of my appointments.
This was the most awful thing I ever experienced.
But I kept my cool and finished the massage, and put him on my list as a dna.
do not answer when he calls.
So guys please please follow that link.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!
Hi Guys the purpose of my blog is to educate men about how the prostate relates directly to their sexlife. So I will be writing about my day to day massages, things that I think are interesting or funny.
Okay I have a customer that has been coming to me for over a year. He is very into having his prostate stimulated.He could have just his prostate stroked for the entire hour.
So it is a friday morning he comes in we talk for a while, he showers then he makes himself comfortable on my table. I begin to do his full body massage, which is what ever customer gets b4 I start the prostate massage.
I start the prostate massage by massage the outer prostate first that usually gets the guys relaxed. Then I put on my rubber gloves and apply lube to my middle finger, and insert it into the anus until I reach the prostate.
Once I reach the prostate. I slowly move my finger back and forth and up and down lightly pressing on the prostate.
I also continue to massage the outer prostate.
I will massage your prostate with you on your stomach for about 15 mins then I have u to turn over.
Now I dont know if you guys know this or not, but a prostate massage orgasm is very intense.
Most guys shoot their load and it usually lands on their chest.
Well today I was massaging this guys prostate he was on his back.
I could feel his prostate swelling his leggs were shaking. I began to press on his prostate and the guy shot his load dead in his eye!! damn boy don't shoot your eye out.
But that is just one example of how intense this massage can be
ttyl
Okay I have a customer that has been coming to me for over a year. He is very into having his prostate stimulated.He could have just his prostate stroked for the entire hour.
So it is a friday morning he comes in we talk for a while, he showers then he makes himself comfortable on my table. I begin to do his full body massage, which is what ever customer gets b4 I start the prostate massage.
I start the prostate massage by massage the outer prostate first that usually gets the guys relaxed. Then I put on my rubber gloves and apply lube to my middle finger, and insert it into the anus until I reach the prostate.
Once I reach the prostate. I slowly move my finger back and forth and up and down lightly pressing on the prostate.
I also continue to massage the outer prostate.
I will massage your prostate with you on your stomach for about 15 mins then I have u to turn over.
Now I dont know if you guys know this or not, but a prostate massage orgasm is very intense.
Most guys shoot their load and it usually lands on their chest.
Well today I was massaging this guys prostate he was on his back.
I could feel his prostate swelling his leggs were shaking. I began to press on his prostate and the guy shot his load dead in his eye!! damn boy don't shoot your eye out.
But that is just one example of how intense this massage can be
ttyl
Saturday, February 20, 2010
How I Got Started
Hello this is Angel your Prostate Massage Guru.
The number 1 question that I am asked daily is how did u get started?
Well I will glad to share this story with you.
I was working for an automotive company one of the big 3.
I had been there for 8 years i was a salaried employee.
Well one day they decided to let me and my whole department go well there was only 7 of us but we were let go.
So after the severence pay was all spent I was like oh shit what can I do to make some decent money quick?
So I started scoping out the massage section on Craigslist and there were so many I was like how and why would they pick me out of these girls.
SO I had to brainstorm I said u need a niche something that makes u stand out something that is different and not being offered.
Then it came to me PROSTATE MASSAGE!
I ran an ad I did not put my phone number I just left my email address.
the next morning I had 35 emails I then scheduled 7 appointments on my first day.
NEW CAREER BOOM
The number 1 question that I am asked daily is how did u get started?
Well I will glad to share this story with you.
I was working for an automotive company one of the big 3.
I had been there for 8 years i was a salaried employee.
Well one day they decided to let me and my whole department go well there was only 7 of us but we were let go.
So after the severence pay was all spent I was like oh shit what can I do to make some decent money quick?
So I started scoping out the massage section on Craigslist and there were so many I was like how and why would they pick me out of these girls.
SO I had to brainstorm I said u need a niche something that makes u stand out something that is different and not being offered.
Then it came to me PROSTATE MASSAGE!
I ran an ad I did not put my phone number I just left my email address.
the next morning I had 35 emails I then scheduled 7 appointments on my first day.
NEW CAREER BOOM
Prostate Massage by Angel
Hello guys My name is Angel. I live in the downriver area of Michigan about 20 mins fro downtown Detroit.
I am a Massage therapist that specializes in prostate massage.
I have been doing this for about 2 years now.
Many of you may wonder how I got into doing this.
Well about 10 years ago Iwas dating a guy and I have always been very open minded when it comes to sex.
So one night my boyfriend asks me to stick my finger in his butt.
I am like what why do wnat men to do that.
So he says I am going to show u something. So I proceeded to stick my finger up his but while he was lying on his back. then he began to tell me what to do. So I took my middle finger and I moved it around until I felt something that was like a little hard acorn. My boyfriend began to tell me to push on it and stroke it just like I would like my clit to be touched.
that was my first time doing it but the way he came just from me touching his prostate made me want to do this to him all the time.
Well we broke up and I had neve touched a prostate again until summer of 2007.
Now I am a professional Prostate Massage Therapist please read my flyer below
http://jelly99.vflyer.com/home/flyer/home/2373241
I am a Massage therapist that specializes in prostate massage.
I have been doing this for about 2 years now.
Many of you may wonder how I got into doing this.
Well about 10 years ago Iwas dating a guy and I have always been very open minded when it comes to sex.
So one night my boyfriend asks me to stick my finger in his butt.
I am like what why do wnat men to do that.
So he says I am going to show u something. So I proceeded to stick my finger up his but while he was lying on his back. then he began to tell me what to do. So I took my middle finger and I moved it around until I felt something that was like a little hard acorn. My boyfriend began to tell me to push on it and stroke it just like I would like my clit to be touched.
that was my first time doing it but the way he came just from me touching his prostate made me want to do this to him all the time.
Well we broke up and I had neve touched a prostate again until summer of 2007.
Now I am a professional Prostate Massage Therapist please read my flyer below
http://jelly99.vflyer.com/home/flyer/home/2373241
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