Friday, March 12, 2010

A TYPICAL MASSAGE APPOINTMENT

Okay everyday every guy asks this question.
What is the mas sage like? what happens during the massage? How do u perform the massage?
Well here it is.
Okay usually the guys start to call me around 10am.
I take the first appointment at 1130. If you want earlier than that call me the day b4.
So the guy arrives at my studio, I introduce Myself to him. next I offer him the use of my showers where there is fresh towels and shower gel for them to choose from. {And guys if you have not showered that day u need to shower b4 I touch u. if u have been at work allday uneed to take a shower when you arrive.} Okay while th e guy is in the shower. I warm up the oil and light the candles.
I have the customer to lay on my table then I begin the massage.
I start with problem areas every guy gets a full body massage and a prostate massage.
After Ihave given the customer an allover body massage I begin to do the prostate massage.
I grab a glove and my lube and my warm oil.
I pour warm oil down the crack of their but letting the warm oil trickle down to the testicles.
then I take my hands and massage the buttocks and inner thighs using my nails very gently.
then I proceed to massage the outer prostate which all the guys say feels wonderful.
Once I feel that th e guy is relaxed. I begin the prostate massage while he is on his stomach.
I put my latex glove on and use a lot of lube,Then I enter my finger into the anus very gently until I feel the prostate.
Once I feel it Ibegin to press lightly on it and massage my finger back and forth and in circles.
I am also rubbing the outer prostate at the same time.
after I have done this threapeutic portion of the massage. I Have the guys turnover on their back and, I do a full body masage. then I do the prostate massage ,with them on their back.
most of the guys really like this part of the massage.
they are usually stroking their cock while I am massaging the prostate and they always have an amazing orgasm.

OH SHIT!!!

Hey guys I just want to stress the most important thing that needs to be done b4 u come to see me for an appointment.

http://www.thehealthyprostate.com/how-to-prepare-for-prostate-massage.html
YOU NEED TO BE CLEAN.
If you have not showered that day please do so when u arrive. I provide towels and soap and A shower dont be afraid to use it, and dont make me tell u to shower please. But guys please read the above link or u will not receive the full benefits of the prostate massage.
And this is the reason for this particular post.
Okay I had a guy to come in a few days ago. He was a very large guy, but that does not matter. I have a lot of larger guys, and they are all clean but damn this one.
The minute I climbed up on the table,and I started to massage his ass. I smelled stank ass. So I grabbed my flushable wipes and wiped his big ass clean, so I thought.
I continued to massage him then I proceeded to glove up and grab my lube.
I inserted my finger inside and it was very hot, and thick I could not reach his prostate.
Guys u know I am a trooper so I continued to try to massage his prostate. I could not find it but I guess I was on it, because he was moaning. I pulled my finger out a little bit to reposition it and it was brown. I almost gagged nasty mutherfucker.
He was hunching and wiggling and everything smelled like shit. I had shit all the way down to my knuckles.
So I stopped took off my glove and grabbed more wiped to clean up all the shit had comeout of his ass.
So the guy asks me why I am so quiet. I am like I cant fucking breathe damn.
The whole room stunk. I have to cancel the rest of my appointments.
This was the most awful thing I ever experienced.
But I kept my cool and finished the massage, and put him on my list as a dna.
do not answer when he calls.
So guys please please follow that link.