Friday, March 12, 2010

OH SHIT!!!

Hey guys I just want to stress the most important thing that needs to be done b4 u come to see me for an appointment.

http://www.thehealthyprostate.com/how-to-prepare-for-prostate-massage.html
YOU NEED TO BE CLEAN.
If you have not showered that day please do so when u arrive. I provide towels and soap and A shower dont be afraid to use it, and dont make me tell u to shower please. But guys please read the above link or u will not receive the full benefits of the prostate massage.
And this is the reason for this particular post.
Okay I had a guy to come in a few days ago. He was a very large guy, but that does not matter. I have a lot of larger guys, and they are all clean but damn this one.
The minute I climbed up on the table,and I started to massage his ass. I smelled stank ass. So I grabbed my flushable wipes and wiped his big ass clean, so I thought.
I continued to massage him then I proceeded to glove up and grab my lube.
I inserted my finger inside and it was very hot, and thick I could not reach his prostate.
Guys u know I am a trooper so I continued to try to massage his prostate. I could not find it but I guess I was on it, because he was moaning. I pulled my finger out a little bit to reposition it and it was brown. I almost gagged nasty mutherfucker.
He was hunching and wiggling and everything smelled like shit. I had shit all the way down to my knuckles.
So I stopped took off my glove and grabbed more wiped to clean up all the shit had comeout of his ass.
So the guy asks me why I am so quiet. I am like I cant fucking breathe damn.
The whole room stunk. I have to cancel the rest of my appointments.
This was the most awful thing I ever experienced.
But I kept my cool and finished the massage, and put him on my list as a dna.
do not answer when he calls.
So guys please please follow that link.

5 comments:

  1. This is why god invented enemas. A few bolles if Fleet work well to clean all out. A bag enema is even better.

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  2. So true. Preparation and cleaning MUST be done before massage.

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  3. How do I find Angel ? I never had this type service b4 and sounds like it would be very helpful... If she is Still in this career I would like to know &or find someone else who does these massages. Can someone contact me ..kc5aws@aol.com

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  4. تعمل شركة اللمسه في مكافحة الحشرات مثل النمل والصراصير وجميع انواع الحشرات بأبها الان ، وتعتبر شركة اللمسه من اشهر شركات مكافحة الحشرات في السعودية , لدينا عمالة مدربة ومتخصصة المواد المستخدمة فى مكافحة الحشرات غير ضارة على الانسان وليس لها روائح نعمل بدون مغادرة المنزل نعمل على راحة عملائنا .
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  5. هل تبحث عن شركة متخصصة فى خدمات التنظيف بالطائف بافضل المعدات والسوائل وثقة تمة فى العمل ودقة فى النتائج كل هذه المميزت توفرها شركة الخليج الشركة الافضل والامثل فى الخدمات المنزلية بالطائف وبما اننا الشركة الافضل والامثل بدون منافس سوف نسعى لتوفر افضل الخدمات باقل تكلفة وبقدر كبير من الاهتمام والدقة عزيزى اينما كنت فى اى منطقة ا وحى تابع لمدينة الطائف اتصل بنا وسوف نصلك فى الحال شركة الخليج للخدمات المنزلية شركة تنظيف منازل بالطائف
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